A man and a beast struck an unusual friendship. One day the beast saw the man cupping his hands and blowing into them. The beast asked why he did that. The man told him it was to warm his hands. Another day the man was eating a meal, this time he was blowing his food. The beast again asked why he was blowing. The man said to cool down his food. The beast declared "I can no longer be your friend." The man asked "why not?" the beast said "I could never trust anyone who could blow both hot and could air from the same mouth!" Moral: don't trust a man who talks for both sides either!
